I pooped

ME: gay little one, hahah ur so gay, haha

* suddently sniffs air*

did you just shit urself?

* looks down at floor*

why is it spewing out like water???? oh no oh no

* tries to get to a higher area*

STOP SHITTIN-

* i promptly drowned, no one attended my funeral because i stunk so badly. we dont know who drowned me, it was the masked pooper*

* three years later, a man walked into a bar and asked for a piss shot. he wiped his mouth after a sip. a nother man sat next to him*

is it done?

* the new man slid a folder to him, all pictures of people who drowned by poop*

* the man smiled*

you did another good job, but im short on money

* the newcomer frowned and got close*

* the mans eyes got big as the poop smell engulfed his*

* his eyes buldged and is tongue rolled out*

AWOOGA AWOOGA

* he drank as much shit as was made*

* the masked shitter cried*

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

* the masked shitter died from lack of body shit*

* he was made out of shit*

* the man slurped up the last sip and smiled down to the now puddle of skin the masked shitter became*

* he flew off into the distance by his ball wings and into the sun*